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Grab a deck chair, Tea or coffee and help yourself to a buiscuit but you'd better mind the seaguls or they'll grab them first. Just look at that view and doesn't the sea look inviting.

Monday, 7 March 2011

Church Bulletin Boards

If I'n out about town I always read church bulletin boards to see if there are any interesting meetings of performances going on in the Church or church all. Church bulletin boards occasionally can be quiet ammusing, for instance some time ago I came accross a board with the words blazened accross it 'The Church is Always Open' and someone had pinned a note below it reading that ' The church will be closed next Thursday and Friday.

I fould this list of bloopers from Church Bullrtin boards that made me laugh. Hope you enjoy them.
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The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals.
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The sermon this morning: 'Jesus Walks
on the Water.' The sermon tonight: '
Searching for Jesus.'
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Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale...
It's a chance to get rid of those things
not worth keeping around the house.
Bring your husbands.
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Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our community.
Smile at someone who is hard to love.
Say 'Hell' to someone who doesn't care much about you.
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Don't let worry kill you off - let the Church help..
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Miss Charlene Mason sang 'I will not pass this way again,'
giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.
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For those of you who have children and don't know it,
we have a nursery downstairs.
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Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir.
They need all the help they can get.
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Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church.
So ends a friendship that began in their school days.
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A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall.
Music will follow.
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At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be 'What Is Hell?'
Come early and listen to our choir practice

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